Vor einiger Zeit geisterten ziemlich lustige „Chuck Norris Facts“ durch das Internet, die inzwischen sogar vom Meister persönlich vorgelesen wurden.
Aber jetzt gibt es etwas noch besseres: Jack Bauer Facts (Random | Top 100).
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- If everyone on „24“ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called „12“.
- Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
- Every mathematical inequality officially ends with „< Jack Bauer".
- Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.